Pottermore...

You guys.
There's a website called Pottermore.
It's so fucking cool!!
I'm also told it's been around for a few years, but you know how behind I am on EVERYTHING.

Anywhoo - Books 1-5 came out and I was like "Eh".  My mom started reading them and was on me to start.  I didn't want to jump on the bandwagon because EVERYBODY was doing it and sometimes I try to be independent.  Plus I thought they were kids books.  By the time Book 6 was about to come out my mom was like "READ THEM!" So I did.  I blasted through 1-5 and fell in love.

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I was so excited and couldn't wait for Book 6.  Now  - here's my warning:




****SPOILERS!!!!!**** 



If you have not read the books or seen the movies and don't want to be spoiled  - STOP READING.

Moving on - speaking of spoilers, I was livid when I was standing in line at the grocery store and the two women behind me were talking about what happened in Book 6 that had just come out.  I was not able to read it yet and they blurted out "Wasn't that awful when Dumbledore died?!"

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I was so pissed.  So when Book 7 came out - I read the whole thing in one night.  I mean this moment....

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Only one of the very many feels I had during the reading of these books.

Anywhoo - I have gotten way off track, but as you can see - love me some Harry Potter.  And yes - I of course want to secretly be a witch/wizard.  I really want go to Hogwarts and I really really want Buckbeak as a pet.

So - there is this super fun little website I mentioned in the beginning that I have just now found because I'm a bit slow - but it's so cool!!

I immediate took "What's my Patronus" quiz.  Like you guys...this moment right....??!!!

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Anywhoo - my Patronus is:

Yup.  A Chow Dog.  I went back to try to take it again, because a couple of the questions I thought I may have chosen differently but you can't.  Once you're assigned, that's it.  I'm actually kind of ok with that.  I mean - look at the goddamn fluff.

Then I did the sorting house one.  OMG.  I mean I'm totally Griffindor right?  Nope.

Ok.  I guess maybe I do have a dark side.  I mean this moment...

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He's a Slytherin. 
Need I say more?

Then - one of my favorite results was the wand.  I got a Cypress wood with a Phoenix feather core 12 ½" and Quite Bendy flexibility.  A Phoenix feather you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm right now in the process of getting my Phoenix tattoo!!!  I AM A FUCKING PHOENIX!

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There is also the Ilvermorny House which I'm still kind of learning about but I'm the Horned Serpent.  Named by Isolt Sayre after the great horned river serpent that has a jewel set into its forehead; Horned Serpent house is sometimes considered to represent the mind of a witch or wizard. It is also said that Horned Serpent favours scholars.  BOOM.

I still have lots to play with in this adorable site but for now - I'm just damn excited!!!  

Now off to fantasize about joining the house of Slytherin with my Black Cat (that was one of the questions - which pet would you have. Um Duh) with my Phoenix wand that at any moment I can Expecto my Chow Dog Patronus!!!!

Yay HP!

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